Dating democrats

But you might want to look closer at potential dates' profiles the next time you log on, because a new study shows that simple stuff like TV preferences can speak volumes about a person's values.Dating site Ok Cupid analyzed the words on 190,000 user profiles and lined them up with their political leanings and answers to dating survey questions.Now, it’s pretty clear that because you are a powerful liberal every woman wants you grabbing at her, but you can’t indulge them all.Remember, there is always the danger that some ungrateful woman might raise a fuss no matter how much she asks for it by posing in a photo next to you, or by sleeping peacefully nearby. Your kith and kin have gathered at your beautiful abode, bringing presents, mirth, and a spirit of true Christmas gladness.Your sister Deanna brought her famous figgy pudding, which — even though it sounds disgusting and what the heck is figgy pudding anyway and isn’t it trespassing if a bunch of random people won’t leave your house until they get some?

Here are just a few tidbits: Ok Cupid found that 50 percent of its users won't date someone with opposing political views, a number that keeps going up since 2008.Just take a deep breath – it’s going to be okay, because you’re a Democrat.The media and Hollywood are going nuts, but if you’re a Democrat in Congress, you’re good.For example, do not invite female staffers to your office for a late night meeting and show up wearing only your underwear. Also, they may be overcome by lust at your tighty-whitey’d rockin’ bod, and that can cause jealousy between them and the other members of your staff who are likewise filled with desire for you.It’s a burden, but take the risk of chafing and wear pants – for sake.

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