This about a single mom with kids who decides she wants to find a good man.
She always gets the ones who are demanding and controlling.
When she sat down on my lap, I realized my limp KKJ was pointing between her butt crack.
I was hoping she doesn’t back up into me and feel me poking her behind.
This fiery, skinny, blonde slut is ripe for fucking, and she can't wait to get into it with Mike Hash and his humongous cock.
After we packed everything and were about to leave, we realized there was not enough room in the car for everyone to sit.
My dad was driving, my mom sit in front, and the back seats were fully stacked with stuff. I was wearing shorts and have a habit of going commando.
Some of the more bizarre questions sent to agony aunts have been shared on the web, including a man whose wife insisted on painting his penis with nail polish to check if he was being faithful to another who was worried his wife could be pregnant after strip poker. 'You are a strange, troubled woman, and though I'd normally suggest a strait-jacket for the deeply disturbed, in your case I'd worry about you developing an inappropriate relationship with the buttons used to keep you constrained.
While a lot of the more amusing submissions come from men, one bizarre letter to Ireland's Metro Herald came from a woman who could't break up with her boyfriend because of her obsession with his third nipple.'When he takes his T-shirt off his torso resembles a very kind-looking face.