Tips for dating chinese american women

You need to understand that dating a foreigner is still seen as taboo here.On top of that, you’re going to have communication barriers beyond just language.Not only will you be buying her that 00 dress on your first date, there will be the matching earrings, the five pairs of shoes, the jacket, the purses—it’s like entering a black hole.You will get sucked in and there is no coming back. You’re at the fancy restaurant—Ashton and Demi cuddling at the next table over–and the waiter comes by and asks if the two of you would like a drink. I read a statistic just today that said that in Korea, over three million bottles of soju are consumed every year (this is just soju, doesn’t include other alcohol).I want you to know just what you’re facing so that you won’t be as disappointed as I have been countless times.To add to the fire, foreigners are harshly misrepresented in the Korean media, especially English Teachers.For those of you who are going to brave that date with a Korean American woman, I offer these survival tips.First, let’s address the question of how materialistic KA women really are.

Jinro, the most popular brand of soju, is the best-selling liquor on the planet earth. I’ll get her drunk, her inhibitions will drop and we’ll be ending the night playing hide the .In order to get her drunk enough for her inhibitions to drop, you will be spending more on alcohol on one date then you do on your rent for one month.Here’s the other thing about KA women—there is a naturally-occurring, invisible chastity belt protecting her and the only way to get rid of the belt and get to her ! Now, I find it odd that the most dangerous part of dating a KA woman is never, ever addressed.But I’m going to assume that you are a normal Joe, you don’t have that kind of money and there are days when your 15 year old Honda Civic won’t even run. After all, you’ll be skipping lunch for the next 12 months so you can lease that expensive car (make sure it’s black), purchase your finely tailored Italian suit and pay for the meal at the hottest restaurant so you want things to go smoothly.The main thing to remember is—, under any circumstances, go within a half mile radius of any high-end shopping mall, Rodeo Drive, Brentwood—basically any place where she has the chance to say any variation of the following phrase: If you let this happen, it is the beginning of the end, my friend.

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